Arjen Taking The Piss???

Fact - Premiership footballers are a bunch of overpaid egotistical ponces who have sod all better to do than drive round in Bentley Continental GT's and date slappers and third rate pop "stars".

Add in the phrase "cheating bastard" and you have..... Arjen Robben.

A man who seems to either feel gravity 10 times more than the rest of the human race or is a walking target for every sniper in the world. What's even worse is that he plays in a team which, thanks to the untold riches (however they may have been attained. Allegedly.) of their owner, contains some of the best players in the world and really don't need to cheat to get any sort of an unnatural advantage against the opposition.

Below is a classic example of Robben at his very "best":

Oh well, at least he's not French. Tosser.

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