The serrated edge on the box isn't a cutter, its a wavy piece of cardboard that is neither use nor ornament. For tearing off a piece of film no, for being a pain in the arse, yes.
Add to that the fact that the bloody cardboard box it's in is about as rigid as a limp lettuce leaf.
I think I must generate superhero levels of static electricity, as the only thing the sodding stuff clings to is me!
No matter how hard you try it is physically impossible to use the stuff and effectively wrap whatever consumable that you need to keep nice and fresh. All you end up with us an unusable sticky mass of plastic.
Or a clingfilm wrapped hand.
You wouldn't believe what you can find on Google by googling "Clingfilm":
Warning over clingfilm 'condoms' (nice to see the education system working...)Ulli's Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website (I kid you not!)
How Can I Recycle Clingfilm? (The mind boggles...)
You can only imagine the stuff that I couldn't show on the blog!!
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