Showing posts with label computers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label computers. Show all posts

Wednesday, 24 January 2007

The Cleverest Thing in the World?

The Nevmeister returns..

What is the cleverest thing in the world?

Go on have a guess.....

Give in? Well I'm going to tell you.

Everybody thinks computers are clever, everybody thinks robots are clever, everybody thinks going to the moon is clever, everybody thinks clever people are clever, but, and here's the thing...

No buttons to press, no dials to turn, no levers to slide, You don't even have to plug it in or use batteries. Nothing is as clever as a thermos flask. Just think about it for a moment. You put hot stuff in and it stays hot. You put cold stuff in and it stays cold. HOW DOES IT KNOW ???????????? Now that's clever.



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Saturday, 9 December 2006

Information Technology

Why is it that computer systems only ever break down when IT support is either:

a) Unavailable
or
b) Costs more because it's a bloody weekend/holiday?

And yes, I have tried turning it off and turning it back on again......


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