Showing posts with label lawnmowers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lawnmowers. Show all posts

Thursday, 18 January 2007

The Nevmeister Cometh....

Hello,

Here's the thing. If something is dismantled why is it not mantled or remantled when put back together. Why is it reassembled?

If someone has an accident, lets say with a lawn mower, and cuts off all their fingers, how do they pick them up?

If I drive at 70mph with my lights on is the light travelling at the speed of light + 70mph?

If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?

Goodbye.