This time, it's the second series of "Dancing on Ice" aka "Strictly Come Dancing On Ice". ITV have today revealed the "stars" of this brain numbing twaddle - and they have plunged straight to the Z-list:
1) Lisa Scott-Lee. The most fame hungry media whore this side of the Atlantic. After numerous failed "comebacks" the talentless bint just keeps on inflicting herself on the masses. Wales' answer to Paris Hilton. Without the money or talent.
2) Ulkrika Jonsson. So desperate she married a reality "star".
3) Kyran Bracken. Famous for not being Matt Dawson and not winning the Rugby World Cup.
4) Lee Sharpe. Actually an improvement on Celebrity Love Island. Considerably less famous and successful than Peter Schmeichel.
5) Clare Buckfield. "Actress" from 2 Point 4 Children. Wasn't that about ten years ago?
6) Phil Gayle. "Newsreader". At least he was many years ago on The Big Breakfast.
7) Kay Burley. Sky News presenter and presumably the token older woman. And not as foxy as Carol Smillie.
8) Duncan James. Ex-member of Blue, probably reeling from the fact that no-one in their right mind was interested in their comeback. Because it was crappier than the first time around, and that's saying something.
9) Stephen Gately. Famous for not being Ronan Keating.
10) Neil "Doctor" Fox. Way past sell-by date DJ.
11) Emily Symons. "Actress" from the tale of everyday farming folk in Emmerdale. Except that she's Australian. An appearance on this rubbish surely indicates she's soon to be written out.
Listen carefully and you can hear the bottom of a barrel being scraped. Until Celebrity Big Brother starts, that is.
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