The serrated edge on the box isn't a cutter, its a wavy piece of cardboard that is neither use nor ornament. For tearing off a piece of film no, for being a pain in the arse, yes.
Add to that the fact that the bloody cardboard box it's in is about as rigid as a limp lettuce leaf.
I think I must generate superhero levels of static electricity, as the only thing the sodding stuff clings to is me!
No matter how hard you try it is physically impossible to use the stuff and effectively wrap whatever consumable that you need to keep nice and fresh. All you end up with us an unusable sticky mass of plastic.
Or a clingfilm wrapped hand.
You wouldn't believe what you can find on Google by googling "Clingfilm":
Warning over clingfilm 'condoms' (nice to see the education system working...)Ulli's Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website (I kid you not!)
How Can I Recycle Clingfilm? (The mind boggles...)
You can only imagine the stuff that I couldn't show on the blog!!
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Condoms.
Just read the BBC article about the use or lack of use of condoms amongst poor young couples. What a load of utter rubbish and bullshit. How come this so called "expert" Mr Greenhouse has made such a fuss and managed to suck in the BBC with this crap. He claims youngsters are so poor they cannot afford condoms so they use cling film and crisp packets instead and the transmittion of sexual diseases is not controlled. Granted cling film will give you more shags per roll than a washed out crisp packet or re talced used condom. Lets get back to the real word. Humans throughout history have been shagging long before contraceptives were invented. Have these "poor youngsters" never herd of the withdrawal system, just before you chuck your muck pull it out of her flang and shove it down her throat, job done. The other alternative, which is quite good cos you don't have to look at her face, is to shag her up the arse. This method allows you to chuck your muck all day without the fear of pregnancy, again job done. I can see there being many uses for cling film during the fine art of shagging one of which is to wrap it around her gob to mute the moaning as you pleasure yourself in her left ear. Crisp packets however do nothing for me. There full of shit when you buy them new and full of muck when used as a blob, no difference there then. However a Pringles packet does away with the need for Viagra and doubles as a blob because the packet is hard enough for several shags before it gets to soggy, or so I've been told. Getting back to Mr Greenhouse and the BBC. They mention funds are not available or there are no recourses to provide such things as condoms to our poor youngsters. Well Mr Greenhouse here's the thing and lets call it the "greenhouse effect" send all our youngsters who want a shag to the most poorest countries in the word where they will find an abundance of condoms and vaccines against sexual diseases, and yes you guessed it, all supplied by our government free of charge. Where's the logic in that.
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