This does not, however, apply to Girls Aloud. Let's look at the facts (taken from Amazon):
Girls Aloud - Number of albums released before the Greatest Hits CD - 3
That's three CD's of over-produced, over-hyped, under-talented bollocks.
Money grabbing, exploitative b*stards.
Come to think of it, no-one should be allowed to call themselves a band and release any albums at all if they can't play any fecking instruments. Or actually sing live.
Many thanks to the thousands of people who watched whichever "X-Pop-Factor-Idol" drivel spawned the abomination against music that is Girls Aloud. But at least you gave five (I think) underprivileged slappers from the provinces the opportunity to get p*issed up a lot, get community service and sleep with footballers.
Because the world was lacking in that part of the entertainment arena.
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Hello again,
Just saw the article aboot girlz alood. I of course totally agree,they cannot sing or dance or act or do anything that needs skill, talent,brains and they are certainly not a band in the true se nse of the word. What they do have in spades however is lots and lots of girlie bits. LORDY have you seen their live concert where they are all in skimpy underwear and sussies and stockings and things. Please do not listen to it but just feast your eyes over the acres of girlie bits. Oh my god I've just blown my (Ed: we get the picture!!). I'll be back.
Goodbye.
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